Hi my name is Bruce Dickinson... yes the Bruce Dickinson. I am pretty much the most kick ass, hardest rock singer of all time. In fact I am so badass that, among several accomplishments, I wrote the pilot for the hit comedy Mr. Belvedere, I in fact shot the deputy, I can divide by zero, and I composed the timeless classic "Sexual Healing" as a ballad to Margaret Thatcher (and yes... we made love).
This page is here for me to rant about not only how much I rule and how heavy my music is, but pretty much rant about everyone and everything (no man, woman, child, race, religion, sexual inclination, or political belief are safe)
Just remember the rules when you're here...
1) Your opinions are wrong and no cares
2) Arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics...
3) I'm the cock of the walk baby
4) I gotta have more cow bell
5) and of course "Run to the hills run for your lives!"
3 comments:
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Dear Bruce,
I think you look hot in latex. And spandex. Mmm mmm good. It doesn't even matter that you peaked in '88. You still look good enough to work me all night like you did that one time back in Cleveland in '89. I'll always be your powerslave. You can run to my hills anytime, baby.
ralph_
Bruce,
I will have to agree that you do look hot in spandex, actually you look hot in anything. Though I think they're wrong when they say you peaked in 88. Bullsh--. I don't think you have peaked yet. You're music rocks. Oh yes and the rules you have well they fit.
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